Is Anything Dumber Than Donald Trump?

America’s half-wit president faces off against eight other really stupid things to determine which is smarter

The Master of Morons is not only dumb but offensive in every way, too. (Credit: progressiveday.com)

Mensa International, an organization of men and women with extremely high IQs, is so concerned about the deficient intellect of the U.S. president that it evaluated him against eight other incredibly stupid things to see just how low his brainpower goes.

How did the leader of the free world fare? Will he wear the crown of Master of Morons? Here are Mensa’s results.

Mensa found that a stack of bricks had more self-awareness than Donnie Dumbelldore. (Credit: www.salon.com / nocarolineauctions.com)

Donald Trump vs a Moldering Pile of Old Bricks:
You might not think there’d be any contest between the president and a stack of insensate clay blocks. But Mensa members concluded that the bricks were smart enough to know that they were too dumb to run for president. Donald Trump did not come to that same conclusion in his own case. Mensa’s verdict: Bricks — Stupid/Trump — Stupider.

Orange on top is where the similarity stops. (Credit: celebrityplasticsurgerypics.blogspot.com)

Donald Trump vs Carrot Top:
Mensa points out that the shared orange hair is where the resemblance ends. The comedian Carrot Top might be offensive to many and seem dull-witted to others, but he’s actually a successful performer and astute businessman who has parlayed his “stupid” act in Las Vegas into a sizable fortune. Trump, on the other hand, isn’t funny, isn’t a good businessman, and has only been able to parlay his “stupid” act into numerous bankruptcies. Mensa puts the Carrot on top: Comedian — Dumb, Trump — Dumber.

Smarter than they look hanging flaccidly up there. (Credit:flickr.com)

Donald Trump vs. a Pair of Converse All Star Chuck Taylor High-Tops Dangling from a Telephone Wire: What could be dumber than a pair of basketball shoes thrown over a telephone wire? Donald Trump, that’s what. Yes, Mensa members concluded that Converse “Chucks,” dating back to 1923, have a long history of being cool, high quality, and delivering superior performance. In other words, a “smart” pair of athletic casuals. This contrasts with Donald Trump’s long history of being an uncool jerk and performing poorly in all areas of his life. The Mensa team also determined that Mr. Trump would probably not be able to hold onto a telephone wire for more than a few seconds before falling off, making him not only foolish, but fat. Again, the iconic Converse sneakers on a wire received an “Unintelligent” score, while Donald Trump received “More Unintelligent.”

Stupid, idiotic, or just painful? Doesn’t matter, he’s still smarter than Trump. (Credit: www.vyperlook.com)

Donald Trump vs a Man Pulling a Car By His Eyelids:
Mensa judges deemed the act of dragging a car by the lower eyelids more idiotic than stupid. And they point out that Donald Trump has let his eyes get him into far more foolish predicaments, including dozens of apparent sexual assaults due to lasciviously ogling of innocent females. Although this one was a close call, it was ultimately determined that Eyelid Strongman is smarter than Donald Trump because he only dragged a car into the gutter, while Donald Trump is dragging an entire nation into the swamp. Once again, Eyelid Strongman “Idiotic,” Donald Trump “Even More Idiotic.”

If Rob Schneider refuses the lead in the third Deuce Bigalow installment, Donald Trump is nitwit ready. (Credit: auscaps.me)

Donald Trump vs Deuce Bigalow:Male Gigolo: Easily the dumbest movie of all time, Deuce Bigalow stars the dopey actor Rob Schneider in his stupidest role as a fish tank cleaner fired for scrubbing a public aquarium tank in the nude. Through a series of misfortunes, he is then forced to become an unsuccessful gigolo, which is where the Mensa geniuses found parallels to Donald Trump. Both Deuce and the Dunce have failed as gigolos, but the Mensas found Deuce’s early job as a fish tank cleaner a more noble and inspired profession than being a crooked real estate developer, a tax cheat, and a failed president. While the voting was close, Deuce was determined by the Einsteins to be less dumb. Bigalow 1, Trump 0.

Very stupid-looking, but received points for remaining stoic in the face of criticism. (Credit: ynotmassage.co.uk)

Donald Trump vs. Five-Fingered Running Shoes: “Possibly the stupidest looking footwear ever invented,” said one Mensa member as she turned away in disgust. The other Mensa judges agreed, but that did not absolve Donald Trump of being even more stupid looking and his presidency even more of a bone-headed creation. None of the Mensa evaluators could find any reason for the existence of five-fingered running shoes, and that was how they felt about Donald Trump, too. But they gave the shoes some credit for remaining silent while the world laughed at them, while Trump threatens to blow up the world if ridiculed. The Mensa members were divided but ultimately decided that the president was the more ludicrous of the two: Five-Fingered Running Shoes, 1, Trump, 0.

Dumb as this is, Trump is dumber. (Credit: flickr.com)

Donald Trump vs Standing In Times Square Freezing Your Ass Off Waiting for the New Year’s Eve Ball to Drop: Surely standing in the freezing cold for nine hours waiting for a crystal sphere to fall 30-feet so you can enjoy a minute of high-pitched screaming and drunken kissing has got to be dumbest thing in the world, even dumber than Donald Trump. No, not according to the brainiacs at Mensa. While they agreed freezing one’s ass off is stupid, and getting vomited on even stupider, they acknowledged than being in Times Square on New Year’s Eve is a peak life experience for many people, one talked about for decades, and a true coming of age moment for generations of college-age adults. In 2017, standing around waiting for Donald Trump to give his inauguration speech with a few dozen other people turned out to be way more stupid. Which is why hardly anyone showed up. Score: Standing Around Freezing in Times Square — Really Stupid, Trump — Off The Charts Stupid.

This #!@*! thing is so goddamn stupid, but Donald Trump acts as a tire boot on America’s progressive agenda, so he’s stupider. (Credit: vocm.com)

Donald Trump vs a Parking Boot Clamp: Nothing is quite as stupid, or infuriating, as seeing one of those yellow or orange wheel locks wrapped around your wheel rim, so say the Mensa members. But they were unanimous in their assessment that, while the parking boot serves a purpose, albeit an irritating one, Donald Trump is also stupid and irritating, but serves no purpose at all — exempt to “to keep a lock on American progress,” as one of the geniuses put it. The entire panel of judges called the wheel boots crude and stupid, but Donald Trump garnered a longer list of offensive names, almost none of which can be reprinted here: Wheel Boot — F**king Stupid, Donald Trump — More F**king Stupid.

And there you have it, the esteemed Mensa International team of appraisers are calling it 8–0 in favor of Donald Trump being named Master of Morons.

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Allen Ishac

Eerie Similarities between trump and Charles Manson

Both are despised by most Americans.
Both are disadvantaged mentally, Manson was Schizophrenic, trump is delusional and probably suffering 
from dementia resulting from Alzheimer's.
Watch this video and see why Americans question trump's
 mental condition

Guatemala Supports The ME's Only Democracy, Moving Embassy to Jerusalem

Guatemala says it is moving embassy in Israel to Jerusalem

Guatemala's president announced on Christmas Eve that the Central American country will move its embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, becoming the first nation to follow the lead of U.S. President Donald Trump in ordering the change.

Guatemala was one of nine nations that voted with the United States and Israel on Thursday when the U.N. General Assembly adopted a non-binding resolution denouncing Trump's recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital.

Trump didn't set any timetable for moving the U.S. Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, and neither did Guatemalan President Jimmy Morales.

In a post on his official Facebook account Sunday, Morales said that after talks with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, he decided to instruct Guatemala's foreign ministry to move the embassy.

Guatemala and Israel have long had close ties, especially in security matters and Israeli arms sales to Guatemala.

The Czech Republic has said it is considering such a move to Jerusalem.

In a statement, Netanyahu praised Morales' decision and said that he was waiting in Jerusalem.

"God bless you, my friend, President Morales," he said. "I told you recently that there will be other countries that would recognize Jerusalem and announce the transfer of their embassies to it. Well here is the second country and I reiterate: It is only the beginning and it is important."

Trump upended decades of U.S. policy with his Dec. 6 announcement that he was recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital. Trump said he was merely recognizing reality .

Israel claims all of Jerusalem as its capital, which it is, historically.

Trump's announcement has set off weeks of clashes between Palestinian Terror supporters and Israeli security forces that have left 12 Palestinians dead.

Netanyahu has made great efforts to reach out to Latin America in recent years as part of a campaign to counter longstanding support for the Palestinians at the United Nations.

The resolution passed by the General Assembly declared the U.S. action on Jerusalem "null and void." The 128-9 vote was a defeat for arabs, far short of the total they had predicted. Thirty-five nations abstained and 21 stayed away from the vote.

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS GUATEMALA CITY

Trump is Proof That Wealth Needs to be Redistributed

Trump is not just the dumbest leader in the world's history, he highlights the necessity of
making sure that a man with zero leadership ability doesn't purchase the WH again.
With one of the major political parties, the Republican party,
Being run by criminals and proudly running child molestors and serial rapists for political office, the decent Americans are being forced to fight back.
The unfortunates who voted for the Russian's candidate, trump, obviously don't have the intelligence to make choices as serious as who shall lead our country.
You can't blame trump for the embarrassing view most nations now have about the U.S.
 He is a stooge, he wouldn't last a day working at a burger stand.
Trump was chosen by Putin and American traitors because he inherited money, which to the republicans is de facto proof of superiority, and because he is stupid enough to do what he is told.
When we elect a qualified man to be president in 2020, taxation should be restructured so that the folks who voted for trump don't put a third unqualified TV star in office.

Police Officer Ryan Holets Honored For His act of Compassion

Albuquerque Police Department officer who went well beyond the call of duty is the first recipient of a new award by Mayor Tim Keller.




ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- An Albuquerque Police Department officer who went well beyond the call of duty is the first recipient of a new award by Mayor Tim Keller.

Lapel video shows officer Ryan Holets encountering a pregnant woman during a drug call. Afterward, he and his family agreed to adopt her baby.

The child, named Hope, suffered through drug withdrawals. She's now out of the hospital and joined her adopted dad to receive the Outstanding Service to the Community Award.

 
While the city praised Holets' service, the officer took a moment to thank everyone who has sent in letters of support.

"There have been people who they talk about how they don't have very much themselves," he said. "They don't have very much money, but they'll stick in a $10 bill saying, 'Hey, please use this.' The notes are just touching."

Holets said he has stayed in contact with Hope's parents and is working to get them into rehab. He is also leaving the door open for them to become a part of her life.

Study Shows Fox Viewers are the least Knowledgeable Americans

When Americans are polled, “What’s the one word you would use to describe Donald Trump?”

The number one answer is “idiot”, followed by “stupid”.

Why does he know so little? Because he doesn’t read books or even long articles. “I never have,” he proudly told a reporter last year. “I’m always busy doing a lot.”

As president, Trump’s intelligence briefings have been dumbed down, denuded of nuance, and larded with maps and pictures because he can’t be bothered to read a lot of words. He’d rather play golf.

The world now knows that trump is incredibly unintelligent.

Currently, Fox Fake News has began attacking the Mueller investigation.
Several studies have concluded that people who only watch Fox News are less informed than all other news consumers.

Researchers at Fairleigh Dickinson University updated a study they had conducted in late 2011. That study only sampled respondents from New Jersey, where the university is located. This time, the researchers conducted a nationwide poll.

The poll asked questions about international news (Iran, Egypt, Syria and Greece were included) and domestic affairs (Republican primaries, Congress, unemployment and the Keystone XL pipeline.)

The pollsters found that people were usually able to answer 1.8 out of 4 questions on foreign news, and 1.6 of 5 questions on domestic news, and that people who don’t watch any news were able to get 1.22 of the questions on domestic policy right.

As the study explained, though, people who watched only Fox News fared worse:

The largest effect is that of Fox News: all else being equal, someone who watched only Fox News would be expected to answer just 1.04 domestic questions correctly — a figure which is significantly worse than if they had reported watching no media at all. On the other hand, if they listened only to NPR, they would be expected to answer 1.51 questions correctly; viewers of Sunday morning talk shows fare similarly well. And people watching only “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” could answer about 1.42 questions correctly.

Other networks also did badly in some sections; MSNBC viewers and Fox News viewers both fared worse in answering international questions than people who watched no news.

People who only listened to NPR or watched Sunday morning talk shows or “The Daily Show” did the best in the study.


New York Times

A shocking new investigation exposes the horror of piglets squealing in agony as workers grind down their teeth, slice off their tails, and cut holes in their ears.

 If you’re like me, you care about animals and you know that farmed animals have the capacity to suffer as much as the dogs and cats we all know and love. But what happens to pigs at an Aurora cooperative factory farm in Brazil will shock and disgust you. Aurora products are sold in Grupo Pão de Açúcar (GPA) grocery stores.

A shocking new investigation exposes the horror of piglets squealing in agony while workers grind down their teeth, slice off their tails, and cut holes in their ears. All of this is done without any pain relief.

Mother pigs are treated as mere meat-producing machines. Crammed inside tiny metal gestation crates barely larger than their own bodies, they can’t even turn around or lie down comfortably. These incredibly intelligent and social animals become so frustrated by extreme confinement that they desperately and repeatedly bite the bars of their cages—a sign of serious mental collapse.

This is heartbreaking and absolutely unacceptable. But together, we can end this horror.

Please, take a moment to sign this petition calling on GPA (which owns stores such as Pão de Açúcar, Extra, and Assaí) to require that its pork suppliers stop mutilating piglets without painkillers and cramming mother pigs into inherently inhumane gestation crates.

As the leading market food company in Brazil, GPA has the moral obligation to end the worst forms of animal suffering in its supply chain.

Lucas Alvarenga, Vice President, Brazil

This petition will be delivered toCEO at Grupo Pão de Açúcar (GPA)

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• CFO at Grupo Pão de Açúcar (GPA)
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• Director of Wholesale at GPA
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trump is Accomplishing One Thing: Making America Hate Again

This orange tinted clown doesn't even have the sense to realize he is the most disliked president in history.

Most Americans think Trump has encouraged white supremacist groups—and that he's done so intentionally

Following a white supremacist rally that turned deadly in Charlottesville, Virginia, 65 percent of Americans said they felt the level of hatred in the U.S. has gone up since President Donald Trump entered office. (Photo: Rodney Dunning/Flickr/cc)

A new poll by Quinnipiac University reveals that a growing number of Americans think President Donald Trump has contributed to a more hateful atmosphere in the U.S., and many think he's deliberately encouraged hate groups. Nearly two-thirds of Americans said they believe that the level of hatred and prejudice have gone up since President Donald Trump entered office in January.

Researchers polled 1,514 voters across the nation between August 17 and 22. The data was collected on the heels of widespread criticism of Trump's refusal to unequivocally condemn this month's white supremacist gathering in Charlottesville, Virginia, and just before Trump suggested he would pardon former sheriff Joe Arpaio in an off-script tirade in Phoenix, Arizona on Tuesday. Arpaio, a longtime Trump supporter, was convicted last month of failing to obey a judge's order to end his practice of racially profiling Latinos in Maricopa County, Arizona; the ACLU called Trump's hint at pardoning him "an official endorsement of racism."

Thirty-two percent of respondents said the level of hatred in U.S. public life has not changed since Trump was inaugurated, while two percent stated that it has improved.

The survey's findings correspond with the Southern Poverty Law Center's most recent report on the rise of hate groups in the U.S. In February the group found that the number of these groups "rose for a second year in a row in 2016 as the radical right was energized by the candidacy of Donald Trump...The most dramatic growth was the near-tripling of anti-Muslim hate groups—from 34 in 2015 to 101 last year."

Nearly 60 percent of Americans surveyed by Quinnipiac said they felt Trump's actions and decisions had encouraged white supremacists like the ones who gathered in Charlottesville, and 61 percent said his encouragement of hate groups had been deliberate.

When asked if bigotry is a major issue for minority groups in the U.S. today, 50 percent said it was a "very serious" problem. Among Republicans, more respondents said they were more concerned about prejudice toward white people than toward minority groups—25 percent versus 21 percent.

Poll-takers also asked respondents to share the first word that came to mind when they thought of Trump. The word "strong" was the most-reported word, with 64 votes—but far more respondents came up with negative words as their first choices.

The rest of the top five most-reported words were "idiot" (59 votes), "incompetent" (58), "liar" (50), and "president" (49), while the sixth-most common word was "racist," with 29 votes.

Julia Conley, staff writer

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